1. Your Bible is Sunset Western Garden Book; Novice or expert, you live by this book!

2. When asked, “Having fun digging in the dirt?” your response is “it is soil, not dirt!”

3. When purchasing a home, the first thing you check is the soil in the yard, not the cabinets in the kitchen!

4. The FREE Saturday workshop on composting is an event that you would miss your own child’s birthday for!

5. You plan your vacations around the bloom times of your garden!

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